Here Are 27 Things About Me To Celebrate My Birthday

Hi loves! Today is my 27th birthday and to celebrate the occasion, I decided to open up some more and give you all 27 things about me you might not know. I hope you enjoy some funny, interesting, and insane facts about me.

Here We Go:

1. I’m sarcastic (you probably will think I’m being a jerk, but it’s really me being sarcastic and funny) I swear!
2. I could live on a plane. (Traveling is my passion and I’ve learned to pack the PERFECT bag for flights and snacks) It helps that I’m 5’ because I fit in any airline with plenty of room.

3. It’s my WAY or no way. I’m stubborn to a fault, I try to work on it and something I fail, but trying is what counts, am I right? 
4. I hate being surprised. I was THAT kid that would shake the presents and by the sound know exactly what I got so I was never surprised. My parents would actually hide gifts from me so I wouldn’t know before I opened them.

5. I’m a FOOTBALL NERD. Ask me about the NFL and you’ll be surprised how much I know or how much I could go on. Every girl watches the bachelor, a reality show, etc., and I prefer to watch the NFL Network or ESPN. My TV is practically always on those channels.
6. I’ve never seen an episode of Games of Thrones. (Yeah, not my thing, seemed lame) Sorry GOT fans. 
7. MY DREAM JOB would be to cohost NFL GameDay Sunday with Rich Eisen and the boys. Call me NFL Network!

 
8. My car is the definition of clean, but my room is a MESS. Clothes everywhere, unopened boxes, makeup everywhere. 
9. TEQUILA IS MY FRIEND!
10. I’m actually not Hispanic. I’m 57% Native American, but from Incan descent which was on Peruvian land. But a DNA test proved technically I’m not Hispanic. Ha-ha 

Let’s Keep It Going:

11. I WILL NEVER EAT SEAFOOD. EVER. I’d rather die. 
12. My favorite city in the world is Venice, Italy.
13. My celebrity crush growing up was Tony Romo. It goes with the whole football thing. But I swore I was going to marry that man. Clearly, that didn’t work out. 
14. My biggest fears are clowns and drowning.
15.  I chose my college elective based of movies and TV shows. Astronomy due to Transformers, Anthropology because of Saved by the Bell. Weird. But I got an A in both so something was right.

16. Firm believer of KARMA. What’s goes around, comes around. Emit good energy, love and happiness and it’ll come back to you soon enough. 
17. I eat like a 5-year-old. DEAL WITH IT! 
18. My dream car was always a black Range Rover and when I turned 16 was totally upset at my parents for not buying me it. Legit said it was the worst birthday ever. I mean I was 16, and MTV was always showing my Super Sweet Sixteen. I thought it was normal to get Range Rover’s. 

27 Things About Me Getting Harder:

19. My credit score is over 805! 
20. I’m the definition of a Virgo. (Organized, detail oriented and love to pick at others’ faults)
21. Favorite movie ever is Transformers.  
22. I own over 35 pairs of Jessica Simpson shoes.

23. I can hold the biggest grudges EVER. I went weeks without talking to my mom because of something stupid. To be fair, I get it from her because since I wasn’t talking to her, my mom didn’t talk to me either and my dad finally had to intervene. But yeah, just don’t cross me.
24. I have NO filter. NONE. Sorry, I say it like I mean it. I also don’t think before I speak, so somethings it’s truly uncensored material.

25. Have you seen the movie Good Luck Chuck? I’m legitimately him. I think? Well, I’m still waiting on one of my ex’s to propose to prove my theory? Ha-ha. 

26. I once got so drunk that my best friend and her like brand new boyfriend drove me home and on the 15-20-minute car ride, I stopped multiple times to open my door and throw up out of my car. Sometimes I told her to stop, but it was a major road where we easily could’ve gotten into a lot of trouble. Don’t mix alcohol kids. Just don’t. No matter how cute the boy is. 
27. I can sleep through anything. Someone could shoot a gun or set a bomb off next to me and I’ll still be sleeping. 

Birthday Vibez:

27 things about me. Phew. That was a bit crazy to think of these random things. Hope you learned a little more about me, but here’s the wisdom. Your birthday should be a fun time. You’re another year older, wiser, crazier. Enjoy the weekend, celebrate with your friends and family, and reflect on your year. I always look at my birthday as a fresh start. Like I’m now 27, I’m different. Kind of like the new year, new me. Ha-Ha! I hope you have the best birthday all of you beautiful Virgos. Live it up.

XOXO

Karen Giuliana